September 2006
Funny of the Week
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Palm Springs, California…A Highway Patrolman pulled over a car and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety campaign. “What are you going to do with the money?” asked the patrolman.
“Well, I guess I’m going to get a driver’s license,” he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,” yelled a woman in the passenger seat. “he’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.”
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, “are we over the border yet?”
Enjoy,
Bill
