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A woman walks into a California welfare office, trailed by 15 kids……
“WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they ALL YOURS???”
“Yep they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. The momma says, “Sit down Leroy.” All the children rush to find seats.
“Well,” says the social worker, “then you must be here to sign up, I’ll need all your children’s names.”
Momma says, “this one’s my oldest, he is Leroy.”
“OK, and who ls next.”
Momma says, “Well. this one is Leroy also.”
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
“All right,” says the social worker, “I’m seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?”
The momma replied, “Well, yes. It makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell, ‘Leroy get up! ’And when it’s time for dinner’, I just yell ‘Leroy dinner’s ready! ‘and they all come running. ’ And, if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell ‘LEROY STOP!’ and all of them stop. It’s the smartest idea I ever had, namin’ them all Leroy.”
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, “But what if you just want ONE kid to come and not the whole bunch?”
“Oh, that’s easy” said the momma, “I just call them by their last name.”
And now you know why the welfare system is broke!
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