Funny of the Week – Man Crashes Car While Using Penis Pump
REUTERS NEWS SERVICE: Slovakia: A driver who crashed into a bus, shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked in the drivers seat with a vacuum pump on his penis.
Police said; “the 42 year old man, driving and old Citroen in the town of Levice, had ignored a Yield sign. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis.” According to Reuters News Agency. According to police officer Peter Polak (no kidding), “I’ve never seen anything like this before, nor have any of my colleagues.”
The man was taken to the hospital with head injuries…..no, thank goodness, not that head!
Wouldn’t you just love to see Nick Cannon pumping this big ol cock of his?
Enjoy the funny and the photo of Nick Cannon
HDK Bill
