Funny of the Week
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
cute guy he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the cute guy and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the
sender.
The cute guy regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from the cute guy and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.”
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
return this to the cute guy.
It read: “For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a cute sexy guy as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back”.
Enjoy guys!
HDK Bill
nice HOT cock
January 15th, 2007 at 1:11 amLOL that is so funny.. See those young bois are nothing like a MAN.. All they think about is money for sex and forget about when they get old.. Young bois can keep their happy meat and give me the old simple man hairy and firm and guts to go with the package.. Older is BETTER!! Zoinks, show me the BEARMEN ;P!!
Hey Tommy Bear,
I suppose that is why they make chocolate and vanilla…..everyone had different tastes especially when it comes to men. Just hang in their and I promise, I’ll post some pics of a nice, hairy, older guy for you. But then, the term “older” is somewhat subjective. A 20 year old will tell you that 30 is ancient. And a 30 year old will tell you that “older” mean 40 or more.
But, don’t worry, their will be plenty of pics of hairy guys for you of various ages.
HDK Bill
January 16th, 2007 at 12:55 amThanks for writing, I very much liked your newest post. I think you should post more often, you obviously have talent for blogging!
July 24th, 2009 at 12:55 am