July 2007
How to Keep The Jehovah’s Witnesses Away From Your Door
Have you ever had a Jehovah Witness knock on your door? If so, take a look at this photo. If this doesn’t keep them away, not sure what will short of just answering the door in your birthday suite with a nice, big hard on!
If you have had any fun experiences chasing off the Jehovah’s Witnesses from you front door, please share them with the group.
Happy Sunday Guys,
HDK Bill
I once told a couple of young Witnesses that my wife and I (LIE) were in the middle of beating our kids (LIE) and that they would have to come back later because I had a couple more blows to administer! LOL! They fled rather quickly and never came back.
July 16th, 2007 at 11:22 ami once had 2 witnesses at my door who wouldn`t take no for an answer so, i asked them ” what religion was jehovah b4 he became a witness ?” they looked at each other in total shock & said they didn`t know. i said i don`t have that problem as the founder on my church was jesus christ himself. having once been a catholic. they never came back !
August 11th, 2007 at 10:18 amThanks for the hot tip. now i can spread the word and alert the organization.
From HDK Bill….Please do! But, get an answer ready for when they ask you how you came to discovered this tip!!
November 15th, 2007 at 3:24 pm