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Came across a few very interesting quotes from some famous folks about their Philosophy of Sex and thought you guys might enjoy them.   Let me know what you think.

“Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”

–Robin Williams

 

“Having sex is like playing bridge.  If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

–Woody Allen

 

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chance for a date on Saturday night.”

–Rodney Dangerfield

 

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

–Tom Clancy

 

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”

–Jack Nicholson

 

“Clinton lied.  A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

–Barbara Bush, (Former US First Lady)

 

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.”

–Sharon Stone

 

“Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place.”

–Billy Crystal

 

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.  Chief among those is the Mercedes - Benz 380SL.”

–Lynn Lavner

 

“Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.”

–Sophia Loren

 

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.  They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”

–Robert De Niro

 

Hope you enjoyed these as much as we did…..of course, just substitute “men” for “women” wherever applicable!

HDK Bill

 

 

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